diff --git a/src/layouts/Layout.astro b/src/layouts/Layout.astro
index 25de281..6cf7738 100644
--- a/src/layouts/Layout.astro
+++ b/src/layouts/Layout.astro
@@ -45,172 +45,385 @@ const year = new Date().getFullYear();
 
   <link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" title={`${site.name} RSS`} href="/rss.xml" />
 
+  <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com" />
+  <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin />
+  <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Bungee+Shade&family=Rubik+Glitch&display=swap" rel="stylesheet" />
+
   <style is:global>
     * { margin: 0; padding: 0; box-sizing: border-box; }
+    html { background: #ff00aa; }
     body {
-      font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;
-      line-height: 1.6;
-      color: #333;
-      max-width: 800px;
+      font-family: "Comic Sans MS", "Chalkboard SE", cursive, sans-serif;
+      font-size: 17px;
+      line-height: 1.55;
+      color: #000;
+      background:
+        repeating-linear-gradient(45deg, #ff0080 0 14px, #ffd500 14px 28px, #00d4ff 28px 42px, #8a2be2 42px 56px);
+      background-attachment: fixed;
+      min-height: 100vh;
+      padding: 14px;
+    }
+
+    .page-wrap {
+      max-width: 900px;
       margin: 0 auto;
-      padding: 20px;
+      background: #fff;
+      border: 6px ridge #ffd500;
+      outline: 4px solid #ff0080;
+      outline-offset: -10px;
+      padding: 0;
+      box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 #000;
     }
-    header {
-      border-bottom: 2px solid #eee;
-      padding-bottom: 20px;
-      margin-bottom: 30px;
+
+    @keyframes rainbow {
+      0%   { color: #ff0080; }
+      25%  { color: #ffd500; }
+      50%  { color: #00d4ff; }
+      75%  { color: #8a2be2; }
+      100% { color: #ff0080; }
     }
-    header h1 { margin-bottom: 10px; }
-    header nav a {
-      margin-right: 20px;
-      text-decoration: none;
-      color: #666;
-    }
-    header nav a:hover { color: #333; }
-    .post {
-      border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;
-      padding: 20px 0;
-    }
-    .post-title { font-size: 1.5rem; margin-bottom: 10px; }
-    .post-title a { text-decoration: none; color: #333; }
-    .post-title a:hover { color: #0066cc; }
-    .post-meta { color: #999; font-size: 0.9rem; margin-bottom: 10px; }
-    .post-excerpt { color: #666; }
-    .post-content { line-height: 1.8; font-size: 1.1rem; }
-    .post-content h1, .post-content h2, .post-content h3 {
-      margin-top: 30px;
-      margin-bottom: 15px;
-    }
-    .post-content code {
-      background: #f4f4f4;
-      padding: 2px 6px;
-      border-radius: 3px;
-    }
-    .post-content pre {
-      background: #f4f4f4;
-      padding: 15px;
-      border-radius: 5px;
-      overflow-x: auto;
-    }
-    .post-content img { max-width: 100%; height: auto; }
-    .video-container {
-      position: relative;
-      padding-bottom: 56.25%;
-      height: 0;
+    @keyframes blinker { 50% { opacity: 0.2; } }
+    @keyframes wiggle { 0%,100% { transform: rotate(-1.5deg); } 50% { transform: rotate(1.5deg); } }
+
+    .hot-banner {
+      background: #000;
+      color: #ffd500;
+      padding: 6px 0;
       overflow: hidden;
-      max-width: 100%;
-      margin: 20px 0;
+      white-space: nowrap;
+      font-family: "Impact", "Arial Black", sans-serif;
+      font-size: 18px;
+      letter-spacing: 2px;
+      border-bottom: 3px solid #ff0080;
     }
-    .video-container iframe {
+    .hot-banner span {
+      display: inline-block;
+      padding-left: 100%;
+      animation: mqr 24s linear infinite;
+    }
+    @keyframes mqr { 0% { transform: translateX(0); } 100% { transform: translateX(-100%); } }
+
+    header.vmv-head {
+      text-align: center;
+      padding: 22px 14px 14px;
+      background:
+        radial-gradient(circle at 20% 30%, rgba(255,0,128,0.25), transparent 40%),
+        radial-gradient(circle at 85% 70%, rgba(0,212,255,0.25), transparent 45%),
+        #fff;
+      border-bottom: 4px dashed #ff0080;
+    }
+    .brand-row {
+      display: inline-flex;
+      align-items: center;
+      gap: 12px;
+    }
+    .brand-row img {
+      width: 56px; height: 56px;
+      border-radius: 10px;
+      border: 4px ridge #ffd500;
+      box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #000;
+    }
+    .brand-name {
+      font-family: "Bungee Shade", "Impact", sans-serif;
+      font-size: 48px;
+      line-height: 1;
+      animation: rainbow 3s infinite;
+      text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000;
+      letter-spacing: 1px;
+    }
+    .tagline {
+      display: inline-block;
+      margin-top: 10px;
+      padding: 4px 12px;
+      background: #ffd500;
+      color: #000;
+      border: 2px dashed #ff0080;
+      font-family: "Impact", "Arial Black", sans-serif;
+      transform: rotate(-2deg);
+    }
+    .tagline::before { content: "★ "; color: #ff0080; }
+    .tagline::after  { content: " ★"; color: #ff0080; }
+
+    nav.vmv-nav {
+      margin-top: 14px;
+    }
+    nav.vmv-nav a {
+      display: inline-block;
+      margin: 4px;
+      padding: 4px 12px;
+      background: #00d4ff;
+      color: #000;
+      text-decoration: none;
+      border: 3px outset #ffd500;
+      font-weight: bold;
+      text-transform: uppercase;
+    }
+    nav.vmv-nav a:hover {
+      background: #ff0080;
+      color: #fff;
+      border-style: inset;
+    }
+
+    main { padding: 18px 22px; background: #fff; }
+
+    .hot-strip {
+      background: #ff0080;
+      color: #fff;
+      padding: 4px 10px;
+      margin-bottom: 14px;
+      font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
+      font-size: 15px;
+      letter-spacing: 2px;
+      text-align: center;
+      animation: blinker 1.4s infinite;
+      border: 2px dashed #ffd500;
+    }
+
+    .post {
+      background: #fff7e0;
+      border: 3px double #ff0080;
+      padding: 14px 16px;
+      margin-bottom: 16px;
+      position: relative;
+    }
+    .post::before {
+      content: "HOT!!";
       position: absolute;
-      top: 0;
-      left: 0;
-      width: 100%;
-      height: 100%;
-      border: 0;
+      top: -12px; left: 10px;
+      background: #ff0080;
+      color: #fff;
+      font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
+      padding: 2px 8px;
+      border: 2px solid #000;
+      transform: rotate(-6deg);
+      animation: wiggle 1.2s infinite;
     }
-    .tiktok-embed { margin: 20px 0; }
-    .twitter-tweet { margin: 20px auto; }
+    .post-title {
+      font-family: "Impact", "Arial Black", sans-serif;
+      font-size: 24px;
+      line-height: 1.15;
+      text-transform: uppercase;
+      letter-spacing: 1px;
+      margin-bottom: 6px;
+    }
+    .post-title a {
+      color: #8a2be2;
+      text-decoration: none;
+      text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #ffd500;
+    }
+    .post-title a:hover { color: #ff0080; text-decoration: underline wavy; }
+    .post-meta {
+      color: #666;
+      font-size: 13px;
+      margin-bottom: 8px;
+      font-style: italic;
+    }
+    .post-meta::before { content: "📺 "; }
+    .post-excerpt { color: #222; }
+
     .tag {
       display: inline-block;
-      background: #eee;
-      padding: 2px 8px;
-      border-radius: 3px;
-      font-size: 0.85rem;
-      margin-right: 5px;
+      background: #ffd500;
+      color: #000;
+      padding: 1px 8px;
+      margin-right: 4px;
+      font-size: 13px;
+      font-weight: bold;
+      border: 2px solid #000;
+      text-transform: uppercase;
+      transform: rotate(-1deg);
     }
     .tag a { color: inherit; text-decoration: none; }
+
+    .post-content {
+      background: #fff;
+      border: 4px ridge #00d4ff;
+      padding: 20px 24px;
+      line-height: 1.7;
+    }
+    .post-content h1 {
+      font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
+      font-size: 32px;
+      line-height: 1.1;
+      text-transform: uppercase;
+      letter-spacing: 1px;
+      color: #8a2be2;
+      text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #ffd500, 6px 6px 0 #ff0080;
+      margin-bottom: 10px;
+    }
+    .post-content h2 {
+      font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
+      font-size: 22px;
+      color: #ff0080;
+      margin-top: 24px;
+      border-bottom: 3px dotted #ffd500;
+    }
+    .post-content h3 {
+      font-size: 18px;
+      color: #00a0cc;
+      margin-top: 16px;
+    }
+    .post-content p { margin-bottom: 12px; }
+    .post-content a {
+      color: #ff0080;
+      font-weight: bold;
+      text-decoration: underline;
+    }
+    .post-content a:visited { color: #8a2be2; }
+    .post-content img {
+      max-width: 100%;
+      height: auto;
+      border: 4px groove #ffd500;
+      box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #000;
+      margin: 12px 0;
+    }
+    .post-content blockquote {
+      background: #ffd500;
+      border-left: 8px solid #ff0080;
+      padding: 8px 14px;
+      margin: 12px 0;
+      font-style: italic;
+      transform: rotate(-0.4deg);
+    }
+    .post-content code {
+      background: #000;
+      color: #00ff00;
+      padding: 1px 6px;
+      font-family: "Courier New", monospace;
+    }
+    .post-content pre {
+      background: #000;
+      color: #00ff00;
+      padding: 12px;
+      border: 3px ridge #ffd500;
+      overflow-x: auto;
+    }
+
+    .video-container { position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%; height: 0; overflow: hidden; margin: 14px 0; border: 4px ridge #ffd500; }
+    .video-container iframe { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; border: 0; }
+
     .back-link {
       display: inline-block;
-      margin-bottom: 20px;
-      color: #0066cc;
+      margin-bottom: 12px;
+      padding: 3px 10px;
+      background: #00d4ff;
+      color: #000;
       text-decoration: none;
+      border: 3px outset #ffd500;
+      font-weight: bold;
     }
-    footer {
-      margin-top: 50px;
-      padding-top: 20px;
-      border-top: 1px solid #eee;
-      color: #999;
-      font-size: 0.9rem;
-    }
+    .back-link::before { content: "<< "; }
+
     .pagination {
-      margin-top: 50px;
-      padding-top: 30px;
-      border-top: 1px solid #eee;
+      margin-top: 20px;
+      padding-top: 14px;
+      border-top: 4px dashed #ff0080;
       display: flex;
       justify-content: space-between;
       align-items: center;
+      gap: 8px;
     }
     .pagination-link {
       display: inline-block;
-      padding: 10px 20px;
-      background: #f4f4f4;
-      border-radius: 5px;
+      padding: 6px 14px;
+      background: #ffd500;
+      color: #000;
       text-decoration: none;
-      color: #333;
+      border: 3px outset #ff0080;
+      font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
+      text-transform: uppercase;
     }
-    .pagination-info { color: #666; }
+    .pagination-link:hover { background: #ff0080; color: #fff; border-style: inset; }
+    .pagination-info { color: #555; font-size: 13px; }
+
     .related-posts {
-      margin-top: 60px;
-      padding-top: 40px;
-      border-top: 2px solid #eee;
+      margin-top: 28px;
+      padding-top: 14px;
+      border-top: 4px double #8a2be2;
     }
     .related-posts h3 {
-      font-size: 1.5rem;
-      margin-bottom: 25px;
-      color: #333;
+      font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
+      font-size: 22px;
+      text-transform: uppercase;
+      color: #ff0080;
+      text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #ffd500;
+      margin-bottom: 12px;
+      text-align: center;
     }
+    .related-posts h3::before { content: "🌟 "; }
+    .related-posts h3::after { content: " 🌟"; }
     .related-posts-grid {
       display: grid;
-      grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fill, minmax(250px, 1fr));
-      gap: 20px;
+      grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fill, minmax(230px, 1fr));
+      gap: 10px;
     }
     .related-post-card {
-      border: 1px solid #eee;
-      border-radius: 8px;
-      padding: 20px;
-      transition: box-shadow 0.2s;
+      background: #fff7e0;
+      border: 3px double #00d4ff;
+      padding: 10px 12px;
     }
-    .related-post-card:hover { box-shadow: 0 4px 12px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); }
     .related-post-link { text-decoration: none; color: inherit; }
     .related-post-link h4 {
-      font-size: 1.1rem;
-      margin-bottom: 10px;
-      color: #333;
+      font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
+      font-size: 16px;
+      text-transform: uppercase;
+      color: #8a2be2;
+      margin-bottom: 6px;
     }
-    .related-post-excerpt {
-      font-size: 0.9rem;
-      color: #666;
-      margin-bottom: 10px;
-      line-height: 1.5;
+    .related-post-excerpt { font-size: 13px; color: #333; }
+    .related-post-date { font-size: 11px; color: #888; font-style: italic; }
+
+    footer {
+      margin-top: 0;
+      padding: 14px 18px;
+      background: #000;
+      color: #ffd500;
+      font-family: "Impact", sans-serif;
+      text-align: center;
+      font-size: 14px;
+      letter-spacing: 2px;
+      border-top: 4px ridge #ff0080;
     }
-    .related-post-date { font-size: 0.8rem; color: #999; }
+    footer::before { content: "★ ✦ ★ "; color: #ff0080; }
+    footer::after  { content: " ★ ✦ ★"; color: #ff0080; }
+
     @media (max-width: 600px) {
+      .brand-name { font-size: 34px; }
+      .post-title { font-size: 20px; }
+      .post-content h1 { font-size: 24px; }
       .related-posts-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
     }
   </style>
 </head>
 <body>
-  <header>
-    <h1 style="display:flex; align-items:center; gap:12px; margin-bottom:10px;">
-      <a href="/" style="display:flex; align-items:center; gap:12px; text-decoration: none; color: #333;">
-        <img src="/favicon.png" alt="" width="40" height="40" style="border-radius: 8px; flex-shrink:0;" />
-        <span>{site.name}</span>
+  <div class="page-wrap">
+    <div class="hot-banner">
+      <span>🔥 VIRAL NOW!! 🔥 ISHOWSPEED BROKE THE INTERNET 🔥 MRBEAST CHALLENGES 🔥 CHARLI D'AMELIO 🔥 WHO'S FAMOUS TODAY?! 🔥 FRESH VIRAL TEA STRAIGHT TO YOUR SCREEN 🔥 &nbsp;</span>
+    </div>
+
+    <header class="vmv-head">
+      <a href="/" style="text-decoration: none;">
+        <div class="brand-row">
+          <img src="/favicon.png" alt="" width="56" height="56" />
+          <span class="brand-name">{site.name}</span>
+        </div>
       </a>
-    </h1>
-    <p style="color: #666; margin-bottom: 15px;">{site.description}</p>
-    <nav>
-      <a href="/">Home</a>
-      <a href="/about/">About</a>
-    </nav>
-  </header>
+      <div class="tagline">{site.description}</div>
+      <nav class="vmv-nav">
+        <a href="/">Home</a>
+        <a href="/about/">About</a>
+        <a href="/rss.xml">RSS</a>
+      </nav>
+    </header>
 
-  <main>
-    <slot />
-  </main>
+    <main>
+      <div class="hot-strip">★★★ TODAY'S VIRAL VICTIMS ★★★</div>
+      <slot />
+    </main>
 
-  <footer>
-    <p>&copy; {year} {site.name}. Powered by Astro.</p>
-  </footer>
+    <footer>
+      &copy; {year} {site.name} &nbsp;—&nbsp; BEST VIEWED IN NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 4.0
+    </footer>
+  </div>
 </body>
 </html>